I e-meow U, U e-meow me
Dear Ah Lian
Thanks you for your letters. Wrong time no see you. How anything? For me, I am quiet find.
You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your face look? Somemore you must wear high hill kick kok shoe, hope you can wok properly wit out felling over.
You know, Ah Kau Kia working start in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his junk friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok.
Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright. We so drown we no go toilet but pee pees on the floor.
Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years Annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family. My brother eye deer also to in white the kampong head.
I only hope one day we no need write you and send litters to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me.
I will ketchup you soon. And when you got time, please few free call up to me. Good bye.....
Worm regret,
Ah Beng
Lawak Telinga
Rais dilahirkan tanpa kedua telinganya, tetapi walaupun cacat dia berjawatan tinggi di sebuah bank. Dia sangat marah kalau ada orang yang mempersoalkan tentang telinganya.
Satu hari dia mahu mengambil kerani baru dan tiga orang disenarai pendek untuk sesi temuduga. Calon pertama seorang lelaki yang mempunyai penampilan yang baik. Diakhir temuduga, Rais bertanya satu soalan kepada lelaki itu.
"Awak nampak tak sesuatu yang ganjil pada saya?"
"Ya, tapi minta maaf kalau saya kata tuan tak ada telinga, macam ayam" jawab lelaki itu dengan jujur.
Merasa terhina dengan jawapan itu, Rais mengusirnya keluar dari pejabat. Calon kedua ialah seorang perempuan yang berpengalaman bekerja di bank hampir 5 tahun. Dia lebih baik dari calon pertama tadi. Di akhir sesi temuduga, Rais bertanya soalan yang sama ditanya pada calon pertama.
"Awak nampak tak sesuatu yang ganjil pada saya?"
"Ya ... saya heran bagaimana tuan boleh mendengar saya dengan baik, sedangkan tuan duduk jauh dari saya." puji perempuan itu. Sebaik mendengar jawapan dari perempuan itu, Rais berang dan menghalaunya keluar.
Calon terakhir adalah yang terbaik, walaupun masih muda dia telah bekerja lebih 8 tahun di bank. Selain bijak dia juga tampan dan bergaya. Seperti calon terdahulu Rais bertanya soalan serupa.
"Awak nampak tak sesuatu yang ganjil pada saya?"
"Ya... Awak pakai contact lens," jawab pemuda itu menahan perasannya dari tergelak.
Walaupun terkejut, Rais gembira dengan jawapan pemuda itu. Dia hairan kerana pemuda itu sangat teliti dan dapat melihatnya memakai contact lens walaupun mereka duduk agak jauh.
"Bagaimana awak tau" tanya Rais lagi. Pemuda itu tidak dapat lagi menahan gelihatinya lalu ketawa besar hingga jatuh terguling-guling sambil berkata,
"Dah tentu tuan tak boleh pakai cermin mata sebab tuan tak ada telinga, nak sangkut kat mana...".
Huargh! Huargh! Huargh! Huargh!"
Moralnya..........
Men never listen
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
MEN NEVER LISTEN......
Dear Ah Lian
Thanks you for your letters. Wrong time no see you. How anything? For me, I am quiet find.
You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your face look? Somemore you must wear high hill kick kok shoe, hope you can wok properly wit out felling over.
You know, Ah Kau Kia working start in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his junk friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok.
Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright. We so drown we no go toilet but pee pees on the floor.
Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years Annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family. My brother eye deer also to in white the kampong head.
I only hope one day we no need write you and send litters to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me.
I will ketchup you soon. And when you got time, please few free call up to me. Good bye.....
Worm regret,
Ah Beng
Lawak Telinga
Rais dilahirkan tanpa kedua telinganya, tetapi walaupun cacat dia berjawatan tinggi di sebuah bank. Dia sangat marah kalau ada orang yang mempersoalkan tentang telinganya.
Satu hari dia mahu mengambil kerani baru dan tiga orang disenarai pendek untuk sesi temuduga. Calon pertama seorang lelaki yang mempunyai penampilan yang baik. Diakhir temuduga, Rais bertanya satu soalan kepada lelaki itu.
"Awak nampak tak sesuatu yang ganjil pada saya?"
"Ya, tapi minta maaf kalau saya kata tuan tak ada telinga, macam ayam" jawab lelaki itu dengan jujur.
Merasa terhina dengan jawapan itu, Rais mengusirnya keluar dari pejabat. Calon kedua ialah seorang perempuan yang berpengalaman bekerja di bank hampir 5 tahun. Dia lebih baik dari calon pertama tadi. Di akhir sesi temuduga, Rais bertanya soalan yang sama ditanya pada calon pertama.
"Awak nampak tak sesuatu yang ganjil pada saya?"
"Ya ... saya heran bagaimana tuan boleh mendengar saya dengan baik, sedangkan tuan duduk jauh dari saya." puji perempuan itu. Sebaik mendengar jawapan dari perempuan itu, Rais berang dan menghalaunya keluar.
Calon terakhir adalah yang terbaik, walaupun masih muda dia telah bekerja lebih 8 tahun di bank. Selain bijak dia juga tampan dan bergaya. Seperti calon terdahulu Rais bertanya soalan serupa.
"Awak nampak tak sesuatu yang ganjil pada saya?"
"Ya... Awak pakai contact lens," jawab pemuda itu menahan perasannya dari tergelak.
Walaupun terkejut, Rais gembira dengan jawapan pemuda itu. Dia hairan kerana pemuda itu sangat teliti dan dapat melihatnya memakai contact lens walaupun mereka duduk agak jauh.
"Bagaimana awak tau" tanya Rais lagi. Pemuda itu tidak dapat lagi menahan gelihatinya lalu ketawa besar hingga jatuh terguling-guling sambil berkata,
"Dah tentu tuan tak boleh pakai cermin mata sebab tuan tak ada telinga, nak sangkut kat mana...".
Huargh! Huargh! Huargh! Huargh!"
Moralnya..........
Men never listen
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
MEN NEVER LISTEN......
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